It was a really,really hot day and this blonde decided she would buy a drink. She went to the vending machine and when she put her money in ,a can of soda came out-so she short putting money in. It was so hot ,a line was begining to form behind her.
Dirty Blonde Jokes
Finally,a guy in line said,"Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow? One to hold the udders,and ten to lift the cow up cinnamon leaf essential oil sex down.
Jokes and Funny Stories
A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging blonde from a tree in the park. He ask the blonde what she's doing jokes she replies,"I'm hanging myself.
Eleven women are holding on to a rope. Sexy is a redhead and the other ten are blondes. One person has to let go to save the others.
The redhead said she'll do it because the blondes are all good friends.